Why is it called a bucket list?

I'm fairly certain I've said "add that to my bucket list" a million times in my lifetime, but I've never actually created one. Nor do I remember most of the things I said I'd do. Things happen, I get busy. Story of all our lives. Most likely, I'll be too busy working at a job I hate to accomplish anything on this list. 

Who knows, maybe I'll accomplish everything. Que sera sera. 

Things to do before I croak:

1. Live in Pittsburgh. 

2. Be fabulously single living in Pittsburgh. 

3. Have an apartment that looks like the ones you see on television. 

4. Find a temporary sugar daddy to see what it's like. 

5. See Boston in the fall. 

6. Meet a celebrity.

7. Meet Zac Efron and have fun with him.

8. Plan a major awards ceremony (I'm hoping for the Oscars, but I'll take the Teen Choice Awards)

9. Be a famous publicist. 

10. Own my own event planning firm.

11. Be as awesome as Samantha Jones from Sex and the City (minus the hooker nature)

12. Be an extra in a movie.

13. Go to Europe.

14. See the major concentration camps (Auschwitz, Sobibor, etc.)

15. Punch a German in the face for the Holocaust and subsequently denying it. 

16. Meet J.K. Rowling and bow at her feet. 

17. Have a tight group of friends that I can always rely on. 

18. Fall in love.

19. Marry a rich old man for his money. 

20. Own a Forever Lazy.

21. Meet Matt Thiessen from Relient K and thank him for his contributions to the world of music.

22. Punch a hipster in the face and steal their greasy hat. 

23. Make my mother proud.

24. Spend New Year's Eve in New York City. 

25. Take a picture supporting the Leaning Tower of Pizza. (I'm pretty sure that's not the proper name but I'm too lazy to do the research)

26. Visit Rome. 

27. Pose with one of those British police officers while doing something ridiculous. 

I know you probably read a majority of them and thought that I'm out of control, and you're mostly right. Some of the things on this list I really want to accomplish, but I can't make a definitive list. 

I may sound like a hipster, but I live life for the moments that just happen. I'm pretty sure the things I want to do will be fun, but I guarantee the things I don't plan and don't realize I want are some of the greatest moments in life. I live for the infinite moments. 

Mock me if you will.